1. It’s HAWT!
Have you ever been in Pennsylvania in August? Two words: Boob sweat. The cool mountain air forsakes us here in the Lehigh Valley, as the summer months trap innocent festival-goers in subtropical humidity that rivals the steaming jungles of South America. It is torture on your sweat glands, to say nothing of the make-up you slathered on for the Godsmack concert that is now dripping off your chin. Safeguard your vanity, and come enjoy a one-hour adventure in our AIR CONDITIONED escape rooms!
WE HAVE A/C! WE HAVE A/C! WE HAVE A/C! WE HAVE A/C! WE HAVE A/C!